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Robert Watson

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As a family member once said having just got the Vet's bill for "repairs" to the cat. "For 1/2 that price I could have had a nice pair of gloves!"
 

ClassicBiker

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My father was not a fan of cats. So I gave him this book for Xmas one year.
Every so often he would take it out of the dresser drawer where he kept it, look at some of the uses, chuckle to himself and put it back. My mother on the other hand was a fan of cats and would often say she would like one. To which my father would reply he had a cat project book and some looked interesting.
Steven

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Robert Watson

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My father was not a fan of cats. So I gave him this book for Xmas one year.
Every so often he would take it out of the dresser drawer where he kept it, look at some of the uses, chuckle to himself and put it back. My mother on the other hand was a fan of cats and would often say she would like one. To which my father would reply he had a cat project book and some looked interesting.
Steven

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I have that book, very useful!
 

Bill Cannon

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What I want to know is, when I accidentally glance in the mirror, how is it that my Grandad is always looking back?
What's more the old boy has been dead for years!!
I was talking about this the other day. Have you noticed a propensity for designers to place a full length mirror outside toilet doors. I keep holding the door for the old git approaching me.

Cheers Bill
 

Colin

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I was talking about this the other day. Have you noticed a propensity for designers to place a full length mirror outside toilet doors. I keep holding the door for the old git approaching me.

Cheers Bill
Try letting the old git open his own door, Bill. Only trouble is you will both be there ad infinitum!!!
Cheers
 

vibrac

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I was talking about this the other day. Have you noticed a propensity for designers to place a full length mirror outside toilet doors. I keep holding the door for the old git approaching me.

Cheers Bill
Of course what is really worrying, is that since light travels at a finite speed that guy you see is actually a younger version of you!
 

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