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mercurycrest

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I'm Getting Old......Yes, I’m definitely getting old. No! On second thought, I AM old.

You know how teenage girls like to flirt and tease old men? Well . . . A neighbour recently “sexted” me this picture and asked, "Well old man, what do you think?”









I'm Getting Old......Yes, I’m definitely getting old. No! On second thought, I AM old.


You know how teenage girls like to flirt and tease old men? Well . . . A neighbour recently “sexted” me this picture and asked, "Well old man, what do you think?”




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I texted her back...

"You need to clean up your room
 

timetraveller

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I'm really going to have to talk to the wife about this sending pictures to all and sundry. The vicar was particularly affected.
 
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ClassicBiker

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Happens every time I sit at the kitchen table. Breakfast, lunch, dinner. Cup of tea and a biscuit or coffee and a bagel, BOOM, a nose magically manifests itself without fail.
Steven
 

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