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<blockquote data-quote="grahamsharrock" data-source="post: 25226" data-attributes="member: 1374"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Rural</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Australian Computer</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Terminology</strong></span></span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>A </strong> <strong>little bit of Aussie culcha</strong> </span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">LOG ON: Adding wood to make the Barbie hotter</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Barbie</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Barbie</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the Ute</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold stubbies</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> KEYBOARD: Where you hang the Ute keys</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> WINDOW: What you shut when the weather's cold</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> SCREEN: What you shut in the mozzie season</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> BYTE: What mozzies do</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> MEGABYTE: What Townsville mozzies do</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> CHIP: A pub snack</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> MICROCHIP: What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">MODEM: What you did to the lawns</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">LAPTOP: Where the cat sleeps</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> SOFTWARE: Plastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">HARDWARE: Stainless steel knives & forks - from K-Mart</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> MOUSE: The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> MAINFRAME: What holds the shed up</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> WEB: What spiders make</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> WEBSITE: Usually in the shed or under the verandah</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> SEARCH ENGINE: What you do when the Ute won't go</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> CURSOR: What you say when the Ute won't go</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">YAHOO: What you say when the Ute starts</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">UPGRADE: A steep hill</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">SERVER: The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> MAIL SERVER: The bloke at the pub who brings out the counterlunch</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> USER: The neighbour who keeps borrowing things</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> NETWORK: What you do when you need to repair the fishing net</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">INTERNET: Where you want the fish to go</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">NETSCAPE: What the fish do when they discover a hole in the net</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><br /> ONLINE: Where you hang the washing</span></span> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"> <br /> OFFLINE: Where the washing ends up when the pegs </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">aren't strong enough</span></span> </td></tr><tr><td><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><br /> Cheers<br /> Graham </span></span><br /> </td></tr></table><br /> </td></tr></table><p></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="grahamsharrock, post: 25226, member: 1374"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2] [TABLE] [TR] [TD="width: 100%"] [TABLE="align: left"] [TR] [TD][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][B]Rural[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][B]Australian Computer[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][B]Terminology[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][B]A [/B] [B]little bit of Aussie culcha[/B] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]LOG ON: Adding wood to make the Barbie hotter[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]Barbie[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]Barbie[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the Ute[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold stubbies[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] KEYBOARD: Where you hang the Ute keys[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] WINDOW: What you shut when the weather's cold[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] SCREEN: What you shut in the mozzie season[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] BYTE: What mozzies do[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] MEGABYTE: What Townsville mozzies do[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] CHIP: A pub snack[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] MICROCHIP: What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]MODEM: What you did to the lawns[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]LAPTOP: Where the cat sleeps[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] SOFTWARE: Plastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]HARDWARE: Stainless steel knives & forks - 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